Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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