do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
