I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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