so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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