Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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