3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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