at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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