I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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