I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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