Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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