what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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