I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Holy sore nipples Batman
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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