DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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