Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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