THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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