I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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