Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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