Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
She even gives head with a lisp.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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