Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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