Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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