You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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