i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
birth control should be required to get into college
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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