so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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