I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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