If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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