I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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