she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
