Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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