I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I party with great urgency now.
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