walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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