He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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