A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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