I CAN MOONWALK!
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
why do cheetos always look like penises
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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