but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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