ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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