why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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