I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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