i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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