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This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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