hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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