whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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