I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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