epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
