i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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