Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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