my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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