What a fucking waste of an outfit
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Come share oat with me in your robe
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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