whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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