chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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