dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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